Tonight's Midnight Movie: "The Last Man on Earth"

Year: 1964
Actors: Vincent Price
Director: Ubaldo Ragona
Formats: VHS, DVD
Price: UK £2.99 (Remastered Colour £3.24), USA $3.98 (Remastered Color $11.63)

Or watch for free at the bottom of this post! :-D

Mini Review

Not strictly a horror movie but more of a post-apocalypse movie. I'm reviewing today as my personal view is that the theme of the movies does fall in to the boundaries of the Zombie genre. Vincent Price play the role of Dr Morgan, the sole survivor of an apocalyptic outbreak of disease. However, the bodies of the dead re-animate and seek death to the living. To get round this problem Morgan must burn the bodies of the infected that pile up at his door each night. Each day Morgan must carry out his life in a new way to survive, there are the daily tasks of collecting gas, burning bodies in the pit, gathering fuel etc. By night he must barricade himself in his home and fend off the infected horde.

Throughout the movie we get small fragments in to life before the apocalypse including seeing Price's family, colleagues and general impressions of the time. It adds a nice roundness to the story telling and puts the disaster in context. As the plot progresses we see Morgan's state of mind come to terms with the new world. I don't want to give away much plot here so it is suffice to say that Morgan establishes communication with the zombie-like humans and raising the interesting dilemma of what life is.

Verdict

The idea has been played out in a number of movies such as "The Omega Man", "Last Man On Earth" and more recently "I am Legend" and all adapted from the same book. Having seen all three movies I still favour "The Last Man On Earth". Perhaps because I'm slightly biased towards Vincent Price as an on screen presence but also because I feel that it's the most rounded of the movies. As always Price is timeless in the role of Dr Morgan. The routine nature of his new life is played out to perfection and you really get the feeling that the start of the film is more like a documentary rather than a feature film. Where "The Last Man On Earth" really triumphs though is in it's simplicity, no special effects save for a couple of interesting camera techniques and no high budget sets. It's not needed and wasn't included which I think is it's greatest strength against "I Am Legend". Overall this is a movie that won't scare you but it will make you think about the nature of humans and disease.

Pros: Vincent Price in a serious and jaded character role yet accessible as a character.

Cons: For me the ending just doesn't work as well as it could but this is really down to personal taste.

The Haunted Cinema Rating: 7 burnt corpses out of 10.

If you liked this try: The Omega Man, I Am Legend.

Should our review not be enough for you try these links.

IMDB: Last Man On Earth

Wikipedia: The Last Man On Earth

Amazon: The Last Man On Earth [DVD] [1964], The Last Man on Earth (Digitally remastered in colour) [DVD] [1964]

"Last Man On Earth" Full Movie.

Happy hauntings, Jiblet.

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What is the worst horror movie ever made?

For my first post I thought I'd get the worst out of the way first (something better tomorrow).

This is a category that is wide open. Certainly looking at my collection I've got some that are real contenders. Leprechaun 4: Leprechaun in the Hood, some of the early "B" movies and of course there's many to choose from the Hammer Studios when things started going wrong. All of these I can excuse though for various reasons. Leprechaun 4 was obviously a joke, the "B" movies don't usually set out to impress you on budget or acting and the Hammer Studios offset their poorer outings by their classics.
However, there is no excuse for tonight's midnight movie. I speak of "Troll 2". It's one of those movies that has no reason to exist. It ticks all the major boxes of poor story, low budget and some of the worst acting imaginable. Some movies are so bad that they're good, Troll 2 is just so bad it makes you feel ill. The sum of it's parts create a movie of bewildering proportions far worse than you initially expect. From start to finish I was asking myself, "How did this get made?", "Why was this made?" and "What the heck is going on?".


My best guess is that someone said "We've got some Troll costumes lying around and a cheap camera, let's throw them at passing students and out of work actors and see what happens!". It's appalling in every sense of the word. What really gets me is how the movie is clearly called "Troll 2" yet the creatures are never once referred to as Trolls, they are always called Goblins?!?!? That's how bad it is in terms of continuity, a two word title and it's neither a proper part 2 nor about Trolls! (Yes I realise there is a film called Troll but it's really nowhere near as bad nor closely related to this title).


So, what's it all about? I hear you ask. Well, I'll break it down in to a summary (a detailed description would make me too upset). Grandpa Seth tells his grandson of the legend of the trolls goblins. To feed on human flesh the goblins must first convert the humans in to a plant like creature. This is done by feeding them their special mixture, primarily "Nilbog" milk, leading to the terribly acted "Nilbog is Goblin spelt backwards!!!". Shortly after consumption the humans start leaking green goo and are ready to eat. It's ridiculous in every sense of the word. At some point towards the end of the movie someone decides that the head goblin must be destroyed. This is perhaps one of the few things in the movie that made me laugh. It was a laugh of despair though. Imagine being utterly bored and disgruntled for what seems like an eternity, then the head goblin pops up. Just as you think that acting can't get any worse, there it is. Troll 2 manages to step it up a gear on the crap-o-meter. You can't understand how bad the acting is until you see it for yourself. Part of the time the "actors" are clearly reading from off screen q-cards and they aren't even doing that well. The phrase "They're eating her and then they're going to eat me! Oh my God! AAAhhhhh!" is perhaps the low point of movie history. Some kind person has put up an extract on youtube (please watch with low expectations).

In a short review like this I can never convey how bad this movie is. At the same time I strongly recommend that you don't ever watch it even out of curiosity. Just believe me that the is no and can never be as film as bad as this. Troll 2 stands in my collection shunned by the rest of it's DVD brethren. I find perhaps the most disturbing issue about Troll 2 is that after all this time the evil of their movie has not been forgotten. Unbelievably it is now available on Blu-Ray! For the life of me I cannot imagine the type of twisted individual that would be able to stomach the shame of taking the purchase to the counter. Even buying anonymously through the internet is likely to put you on "some sort of register" with the credit card companies. Personally I feel dirty just handling the DVD version and somewhat violated whilst I'm watching the movie.

The Haunted Cinema Rating: 0 Nilbog Milks out of 10. It's just upsetting that things like this happen.

Do you know a movie worse than Troll 2? I would genuinely love to hear your suggestions in the comments box. For me Troll 2 is so far out ahead I've never found anything close to challenging it for shocking quality. "Troll 2" makes "Santa vs the Martians" look like it was directed by Scorsese in comparison.


Happy hauntings, Jiblet.


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